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Tomasz Ferdynand Goetel
“The Narrative Architect”—I build legacy with words.
Premium freelance writing:
☞ Niche Brand Storytelling
☞ Commercial Copy for Interesting Brands
☞ Niche Magazine Features
While AI floods the market with bland copy, I architect foundational stories that become your brand's permanent legacy.
Madrid → Remote → Worldwide
THE RIGHT WRITER FOR HIRE: Years of experience: 35 yrs 10 mos • Professional • Target-Obsessed • 24H Reflexes • “Sleep is for civilians. I am the special forces.”TOOLKIT
• Zero AI voice in final delivery — only AI as silent research commando
• 24-hour first-draft guarantee on copy projects
• Unlimited revisions until the founder cries (the good kind)
• Fluent English ↔ Polish ↔ cultural nuance (+conversational Russian)ETHICS (non-negotiable, still)
Strong moral code. No greenwashing, pseudo-science, or malicious enterprises—but I reserve the right to fall in love with your mission and over-deliver.ZERO-TRACE GHOSTWRITING
Your secrets are safer than state intelligence, and I don't mind Client NDAs thicker than Elon Musk’s prenup.
2026 SPECIALTIES:
I don’t “create content.” Content = cringe. I architect foundational stories for brands and publications that value permanence over noise.
I. Niche Brand Storytelling
“Narrative Fuel: Stories That Sell Brands.”—For brands with a legacy in the making.Focus: The core narrative. The origin myth, the founder's philosophy, the “About Us” page that becomes a conversion tool. I craft immersive narratives that humanize brands; my flexible style shines in weaving tech with heart.Clients: Regenerative fashion houses, climate-tech funds, sleep science innovators.Deliverables: 1,500–4,000-word narrative engines designed to be the bedrock of your brand for years.
II. Commercial Copy for Interesting Brands
“Punchy, conversion-focused writing for cool, unconventional companies”—Precision language for market dominance.Focus: Landing pages, launch campaigns, email sequences that convert without sounding like they're trying to. Flexible tones that make “boring” products irresistible.
III. Niche Magazine Features
“Deep-dive articles (2k-4k words) for specialized pubs”—For titles that still define culture.Focus: Long-form narratives and cover stories for print-first publications. I’m perfect for elevating dry topics into must-reads.
IV. Advocacy Writing
“Mobilizing Minds, Changing Hearts.”—For causes that matter and missions that demand action.Focus: Turning complex issues into compelling human stories that mobilize support, drive donations, and change public perception. I translate policy, data, and passion into narratives that resonate emotionally and spur action.Clients: Non-profits, ethical think tanks, humanitarian organizations, rights advocacy groups, mission-driven founders.Deliverables: Impact reports that read like narratives, fundraising campaign copy, grant applications, op-eds that shape debate, and manifestos that define a movement.
Join the creative charge with me—your architect for compelling words. DM today. Let’s make an impact.Email | Telegram | LinkedIn • Portfolio: Substack | Medium
Architect’s Notes
“Tomasz didn't write our story; he excavated it. The narrative he built became the cornerstone of our Series A pitch.” – Founder, Climate-Tech Fund (Anonymous by request)“The launch copy for our watch felt like it was written by our founder's more eloquent twin. Conversion rates shattered all projections.” – Marketing Director, A Sustainable Goods Brand
Extra toolkit:
Copywriter • Copy Editor / Proofreader • Explainer • Essays • Op-Eds • Satire • Scripts • Magazine Writing • Manuscripts • Crisis Comms Package(s) • Thought Leadership Content Strategist • Pitches • E-book / Amazon KDP: Formatting & Publishing • Strategic White Papers/Deep Dives • Exposés / Manifestos • Monthly Retainer(s)Extra-extra toolkit:
Non-Aristotelian Systems: General Semantic Methods For Self-defence and Sanity Preservation • Neuro-linguistic Programming (NLP) Resistance • Defence From Cognitive Influence & Manipulation • Research, Analysis, Synthesis • Grammar, Logic, Rhetoric • Photography & Design.